Chinese tourists take pictures of you because they think you’re a local celebrity. You are that typical je ne sais quoi Parisian girl who is going to hit Le Marais and Saint Germain des Prés soon. You speak fluent Chanel, Jerôme Dreyfuss, Isabel Marant and IRO. You make very Instagrammable pictures of your trip, your outfits and croissants. You’re going to avoid the touristic spots. You blend in with the local Parisiennes. You are not going to be near the Eiffel tower but you comfortably stroll around Rue Cler and Rue du Champs-de-Mars and leave the crowded Eiffel tower in the background. In restaurants you’re approached as a local. Do you know this girl or are you this girl?
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